i literally never get tired of this post
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*
how the bi-bros get fit quick
My favorite thing about Patrick Stump is that he’s always singing these hardcore songs that make him seem like this big badass but he’s really just this short blond guy in a fedora and a cardigan who says things like holy smokes