"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
introverts: sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea
extroverts: throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
surprise, literally everyone in starfleet is queer and trans
Ellen Page by Randall Slavin
shelby: why wasnt she edward cullen
taz: well there’s a movie concept i only would have watched a permanent amount of times
#ellen page makes out with kristen stewart #ellen page bites the pillow #ellen page smoulders in a tux to ‘a thousand years’ #ellen page is watching you in a car #ellen page smells your floral blood #ellen page sparkles in the sunlight #i know what you are. #say it. #juno.
a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
Jesus Fuckin Christ how old do I have to be before my parents stop forcibly taking my computer from me holy mother of god